he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Sober January is a disaster.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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