am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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