Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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