how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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