I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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