My friends, they love my intelligence
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he wants to bone in the snuggie
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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