I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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