...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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