why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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