they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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