i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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