How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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