It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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