ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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