its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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