so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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