Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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