My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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