That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
