I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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