Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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