dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They have beer where we have blood.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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