either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
