Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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