He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I lost the right to judge tonight
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we should paint friendship bongs
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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