"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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