I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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