oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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