The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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