If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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