I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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