Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
