I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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