i don't like sucking hair
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Randomize
