Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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