So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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