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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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