i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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