Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
