I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
