And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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