Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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