Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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