i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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