She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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