apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
