Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
