Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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