Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no, he came in my armpit
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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