I'd wear matching sweaters with you
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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